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You Know You Spend Far Too Much Time on the Envato Marketplaces When...

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MonikaM says


.. when you dream that someone gave you an elite author badge and you get up to check because you’re not sure if it really happened or not.
Haha I had a dream last night that I signed onto TF and all my items were rated 5 stars lol… and another one I had a dream where over night I made $10,000 lol.. then i woke up :(

That’s too bad … and I know how it feels, cause I often have such dreams … :(

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3alisha says

You know you spend far too much time on the Envato marketplaces when you refuse to do anything for your wife/girlfriend unless she provides full documentation in PDF format.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

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SimplyDo says

You brake up with your girlfriend and tell her you will always gave envato

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theMOLITOR says

...when you post pictures of your newborn son on the forums before posting them on Facebook – yes, I’m guilty of this :-p

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Pressateers says

You brake up with your girlfriend and tell her you will always gave envato

When you brake up with your girlfriend.

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CadenGrant says


You brake up with your girlfriend and tell her you will always gave envato

When you brake up with your girlfriend.

It’s break :p

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Pressateers says



You brake up with your girlfriend and tell her you will always gave envato

When you brake up with your girlfriend.

It’s break :p

That’s why I emphasized “brake”

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Aw_Shucks says

... when you have a dream that you went to an envato community meetup, and at the meetup you collaborate with another author. ( True story… I mean it was a real dream… wow, what an oxymoron ).

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SimplyDo says



You brake up with your girlfriend and tell her you will always gave envato

When you brake up with your girlfriend.

It’s break :p

tell that to my android’s auto correcter. It also changed have to gave.

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FireJermWebs says

When you hear new bg music and can pinpoint the AJ author that sold it.

when you can pinpoint any marketplace item in use on the internet

when your wife comes home from work to see you at envato and gives you an evil stare while slapping a tv dinner in the microwave while seeing if her parents have any room available…..

@ SimplyDo:

When your Android’s auto correcter ACTUALLY works with Envato :P :nerdy:

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