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Things noobs say to you ...

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duotive says
Found this on clients from hell but it’s priceless :D
Client: What would it take for you to add this feature to the site?
Me: Money.
Client: Um … what else?
Me: Cash.
Client: I’m not getting this for free, am I?
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MartinProUser says

Found this on clients from hell but it’s priceless :D
Client: What would it take for you to add this feature to the site?
Me: Money.
Client: Um … what else?
Me: Cash.
Client: I’m not getting this for free, am I?

Yes ,the site is a killer place :D

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kops says

Just received this from a new client:

Hi guys, please see the email from an old friend. How does Google work?!!!!!

sigh

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Business-Web says

Clients form Hell is a terrible site.

I’m now on page 25 and getting no work done :whistle:

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WPScientist says

I’m a web developer and my client wants to change the font color…. How do,I do that?

+1

Happens all the time. People call themselves web developers if they know how to install a WordPress theme and add posts and pages.

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fifty_tons says

Does it run on the iPad?

My absolute favorite :D

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BuchmannDesign says

$50 for such this customization? That’s more than what the theme costs!

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Australia says

What cracks me up, is the person asking always says , “my client wants to do x y z” ...why cant they be honest and say, im a noob and sending this email was a challenge in itself lol.

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visualkicks says

In the office I work in, I’m the go to guy for all things technical. Which sucks cause I’m a web developer not an IT guy. So this happend:

Manager: Hey Jesse I tried renaming this PDF but now it says its corrupt or something? Me: .... did you delete the .pdf at the end? Manager: I don’t know?

This was after teaching how to rename a file… I usually get emailed files and asked to rename them and send them back _ .... I dont want to live on this planet any more.

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Enabled moderator says

“My nephew is a web designer for xx years now, he said you’re extremely expensive “

Is your nephew a full time web designer?

” Oh gosh no, he works at a restaurant, but he web designs in his free time. “

Ouuuukayyyy

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