Client: What would it take for you to add this feature to the site? Me: Money. Client: Um … what else? Me: Cash. Client: I’m not getting this for free, am I?
Just received this from a new client:
Hi guys, please see the email from an old friend. How does Google work?!!!!!
Clients form Hell is a terrible site.
I’m now on page 25 and getting no work done
$50 for such this customization? That’s more than what the theme costs!
What cracks me up, is the person asking always says , “my client wants to do x y z” ...why cant they be honest and say, im a noob and sending this email was a challenge in itself lol.
In the office I work in, I’m the go to guy for all things technical. Which sucks cause I’m a web developer not an IT guy. So this happend:
Manager: Hey Jesse I tried renaming this PDF but now it says its corrupt or something? Me: .... did you delete the .pdf at the end? Manager: I don’t know?
This was after teaching how to rename a file… I usually get emailed files and asked to rename them and send them back
_ .... I dont want to live on this planet any more.
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Repeatedly Helped protect Envato Marketplaces against copyright violations
- Sold between 50 000 and 100 000 dollars
- Microlancer Beta Tester
- Community Moderator
- Interviewed on the Envato Notes blog
- Author was Featured
- Bought between 1 and 9 items
- Referred between 50 and 99 users
“My nephew is a web designer for xx years now, he said you’re extremely expensive “
Is your nephew a full time web designer?
” Oh gosh no, he works at a restaurant, but he web designs in his free time. “