- Exclusive Author
- Item was Featured
- Author was Featured
- Author had a File in an Envato Bundle
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Sold between 100 000 and 250 000 dollars
- Repeatedly Helped protect Envato Marketplaces against copyright violations
- India
Buyer (says): “Thanks for your time on this, ...and by adding this feature you will get more sales”
Seller (thinks): “No sir, if this showed on preview, it will reduce sales”
- Author was Featured
- Bought between 10 and 49 items
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- India
- Referred between 1 and 9 users
- Sold between 10 000 and 50 000 dollars
“I have no problem but, our budget is low for this project. $_ is too much for this work.”
- Sold between 100 000 and 250 000 dollars
- Bought between 10 and 49 items
- Austria
- Item was Featured
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Exclusive Author
- Referred between 100 and 199 users
- Microlancer Beta Tester
Call me at 555-123123 …
- Bought between 50 and 99 items
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 3-4 years
- Microlancer Beta Tester
- Sold between 5 000 and 10 000 dollars
- United States
It shouldn’t take long for someone who knows what their doing..
^ This one is my absolute favorite 
“I want a theme with these 200 options, with these 50 custom functionality points and with a custom design. I need to give the project to my client by tomorrow afternoon”
- Exclusive Author
- Item was Featured
- Author was Featured
- Author had a File in an Envato Bundle
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Sold between 100 000 and 250 000 dollars
- Repeatedly Helped protect Envato Marketplaces against copyright violations
- India
Client: Add X, Y and Z and is it possible by tomorrow or even tonight will be great.
Dev: Possible but not even possible to start until the spec X and content Y provided, can I get it now?
Client: ...
[ After a long silence for a week ]
Client: Still not completed?
- United States
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Exclusive Author
- Author was Featured
- Sold between 50 000 and 100 000 dollars
- Item was Featured
- Contributed a Tutorial to a Tuts+ Site
- Author had a Free File of the Month
VF said
Buyer (says): “Thanks for your time on this, ...and by adding this feature you will get more sales”
If I only had a nickle for every time I heard this one
- Bought between 50 and 99 items
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 3-4 years
- Microlancer Beta Tester
- Sold between 5 000 and 10 000 dollars
- United States
American client calling my cell phone (in Europe) at 1:30 AM, ignoring the time difference that is clearly specified on my contact profile.
Client (without introduction): “Hello, I want this and that and blah blah blah blah blah “
Me (sleepy voice): “excuse me, who is this”
Client: “Oh, were you sleeping? I didn’t know you were sleeping! I can’t hire a developer who sleeps at her office in the middle of the day” – hangs up
- Australia
- Bought between 100 and 499 items
- Community Superstar
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 2-3 years
- Interviewed on the Envato Notes blog
- Microlancer Beta Tester
- Sold between 1 000 and 5 000 dollars
CLIENT : My previous coder charged me $80 to do 90% of the work, then disappeared .. can you finish it off for up to $50 thankyou.
ME: Thats true but what they did I would have paid them more to take up another profession, then you could afford more than the measly $50 you tight ass !
( my reply above isnt an actual reply lol ) Im far more professional LOL
- Community Superstar
- Sold between 50 000 and 100 000 dollars
- Author had a File in an Envato Bundle
- Item was Featured
- Author was Featured
- Contributed a Tutorial to a Tuts+ Site
- Author had a Free File of the Month
- Exclusive Author
hahaha, I’m getting nervous just reading this. I thought I had noob clients
- Microlancer Beta Tester
- Author was Featured
- Exclusive Author
- Canada
- Sold between 10 000 and 50 000 dollars
- Bought between 50 and 99 items
- Has been a member for 2-3 years
- Referred between 10 and 49 users
customer: HELP I PURCHASED YOUR FILE AND DOWNLOADED IT BUT I CANNOT OPEN IT . I HAVE CONTACTED SUPPORT 5 MINUTES AGO BUT I CANT WAIT ? I THINK THE FILE IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO ?
me: did you try unzipping the file?
customer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNZIPPING ? I TRIED OPENING WITH iMOVIE AND I GET ERROR !!!
me: (falls off chair)
