- Bought between 50 and 99 items
- Europe
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 1-2 years
- Sold between 5 000 and 10 000 dollars
omarabid said
- Client: I purchased your font resizer wordpress plugin, how can I install this on Opera?
- Me: Mohamed, Jesus, God, Scientists, TED ... no, the plugin only works with WordPress
- Client: What’s WordPress? I thought it can work with Opera too.
OMG 
- Microlancer Beta Tester
- Author had a Free File of the Month
- Has been a member for 3-4 years
- Item was Featured
- Author was Featured
- Austria
- Exclusive Author
- Referred between 200 and 499 users
omarabid said
- Client: I purchased your font resizer wordpress plugin, how can I install this on Opera?
- Me: Mohamed, Jesus, God, Scientists, TED ... no, the plugin only works with WordPress
- Client: What’s WordPress? I thought it can work with Opera too.
For these kind of clients Internet Explorer is actually the Internet
- United States
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Exclusive Author
- Author was Featured
- Sold between 50 000 and 100 000 dollars
- Item was Featured
- Contributed a Tutorial to a Tuts+ Site
- Author had a Free File of the Month
ramijames said
I think this entire thread is a great example of how not to treat clients.
These things aren’t what we actually say to clients, they’re what we’re thinking. Two different things 
Anywho, great thread and loving the forums lately 
- Author had a File in an Envato Bundle
- Author had a Free File of the Month
- Author was Featured
- Bought between 10 and 49 items
- Contributed a Blog Post
- Contributed a Tutorial to a Tuts+ Site
- Denmark
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 2-3 years
revaxarts said
omarabid saidFor these kind of clients Internet Explorer is actually the Internet
- Client: I purchased your font resizer wordpress plugin, how can I install this on Opera?
- Me: Mohamed, Jesus, God, Scientists, TED ... no, the plugin only works with WordPress
- Client: What’s WordPress? I thought it can work with Opera too.
Haha! That’s how my mom refers to the internet too
“Do you have internet?”
“No, I haven’t opened it yet.”
- Sold between 1 000 and 5 000 dollars
- Contributed a Tutorial to a Tuts+ Site
- Most Wanted Bounty Winner
- Has been a member for 2-3 years
- Grew a moustache for the Envato Movember competition
- Bought between 10 and 49 items
- Referred between 1 and 9 users
- Exclusive Author
- United Kingdom
“Hey you work with computers right? Can you have a look at my laptop, it is not working right”
- Austria
- Bought between 1 and 9 items
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 1-2 years
- Microlancer Beta Tester
ThemeProvince said
damojo said
ThemeSector-Mel saidThis is an author insider joke that should not be elaborated here
iZZYMedia saidI don’t get that one… zips can indeed be locked with a password, can’t they?
CodingJack saidcant stop laughing….:))))))))))))))
bitfade saidbest one yet :))))))
what’s the password of the rar file ?+1 haha. true dat
You have to be “in the business” to understand that one.
I’m an author on here, just forgot to log out with the support nick I use for themesector – I didn’t think of piracy first, you could just have explained it tho you two replied snobbish.
- United States
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Exclusive Author
- Author was Featured
- Sold between 50 000 and 100 000 dollars
- Item was Featured
- Contributed a Tutorial to a Tuts+ Site
- Author had a Free File of the Month
“You’re a web developer? Oh cool, my friend actually needs a website. Can I give him your phone number?”
(Me thinking to myself) “Sigh… if only there was an easier way to explain what an ‘Envato Author’ does.”
- Author had a File in an Envato Bundle
- Author had a Free File of the Month
- Author was Featured
- Bought between 10 and 49 items
- Contributed a Blog Post
- Contributed a Tutorial to a Tuts+ Site
- Denmark
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 2-3 years
ThemeSector-Mel said
I’m an author on here, just forgot to log out with the support nick I use for themesector – I didn’t think of piracy first, you could just have explained it tho
The mods don’t like the topic to be mentioned on the forums Hence only hinting at it. I’m almost sure your post and mine explaining why, will also be deleted
- Australia
- Bought between 100 and 499 items
- Community Superstar
- Exclusive Author
- Has been a member for 2-3 years
- Interviewed on the Envato Notes blog
- Microlancer Beta Tester
- Sold between 1 000 and 5 000 dollars
Keep it clean fellas
- Exclusive Author
- Item was Featured
- Author was Featured
- Author had a File in an Envato Bundle
- Has been a member for 4-5 years
- Sold between 100 000 and 250 000 dollars
- Repeatedly Helped protect Envato Marketplaces against copyright violations
- India
CodingJack said
“You’re a web developer? Oh cool, my friend actually needs a website. Can I give him your phone number?” (Me thinking to myself) “Sigh… if only there was an easier way to explain what an ‘Envato Author’ does.”
haha, I too have difficulties facing neighbor’s web related works. After my reply they will probably think “Then what else you can do on the web?” 
