Looking To Hire A Reviewer

I’ll pay any reviewer here on activeden 20$ to review my file. Its in the soft disabled queue… or whatever its called. Its stuck at number 17 and I’ve already been waiting 6 days for my file to be approved. So if you want to earn $90 for reviewing one file, I can pay you $20 but you’ll have to ask envato for the rest. Thank you, and have a good day.

bribe??

O_o

Could be a freelance job.

To be honest, I’m actually just using this creative process to express my frustration which I’m turning into some way to express my sense of humor. I’m sure its okay by the aliens in my attic. They let me do it. So, it should be fine because they know lots of cool stuff. They gave me a pair of awesome shoes that allow me to walk on hard surfaces. They come in handy. I’m the only one with these pair of shoes.

Aw_Shucks said
I’ll pay any reviewer here on activeden 20$ to review my file. Its in the soft disabled queue… or whatever its called. Its stuck at number 17 and I’ve already been waiting 6 days for my file to be approved. So if you want to earn $90 for reviewing one file, I can pay you $20 but you’ll have to ask envato for the rest. Thank you, and have a good day.

LoL … It’s actually 3rd of the Soft Rejections in the Update Queue (Soft Rejection share a queue with Updates and most of the files ahead of you are regular Updates, not Soft Rejections.)

It has only been in the Soft Rejection queue one day and most of the initial delay turned out to be caused by a missing file in your upload. I don’t know why you weren’t informed of the reason earlier but it must have caused some serious problems in the system; it was locked by a Envato Staff who is not a reviewer, and who may not be as familiar with our procedures for notifying authors when there is a delay as the reviewers are.

I am about to start a session of reviewing in half an hour or so, and since we have to clear the soft rejection queue first I should get to your file soon. (No charge!)

LOL . Cool. But did my file really break something in the system? Lance told me that someone who isn’t a reviewer locked it, but not the part about my file breaking something else. Hmm. Strange.

Aw_Shucks said
LOL . Cool. But did my file really break something in the system? Lance told me that someone who isn’t a reviewer locked it, but not the part about my file breaking something else. Hmm. Strange.

I’ve no idea. But the only other time I’ve seen a non-reviewer lock a file was when it broke something that had to be sorted out by devs.

Aw_shuck, the money you reserved for freelancer might be needed to pay penalty for breaking the system.

Christmas is coming. It is going to be hard to save my pennies.

Cannot wait to see this template. I hope it will make it up on the front page in a jiffy.

Cheers

Lester

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