Bored?

If you are, visit a random Twitter profile, and click the top right one ten times, see what you end up with. It always seems to go off in a random tangent

i ended up with someone saying, “i don’t know why i did it that night.. it just sounded like a good idea”

;P

My favourite overheard conversation:

“Let’s get drunk and make some bad decisions”

If you are bored, go to wikipedia and hyper browse. Keep clicking those blue thingys to new and unchartered realms of your worldy knowledge. Anything that catches the eye is fair game.

I ended up with a biker community lol

maybe instead click “ShutDown” and go out for a beer? lol

I ended up with a guy that has one twit… “I’m scared…”

Should I be as well?

I ended up with a guy that has one twit… “I’m scared…” Should I be as well?

Probably

From my own twitter page, follower number 10

“Building a better you is the first step to building a better America. – Zig Ziglar”

Don’t understand what we’re meant to do so here’s a Twitter related gag instead:

If the past tense of ‘sit’ is ‘sat’ then whats the past tense of ‘twit’ ...?
..and what’s the past tense of ‘wink’..?

I’ve always thought of winking as a bottled up nervous disposition for the lack of past tense actions.